Tko je zapravo Isus?

Ivor Car

1. listopada 2003.

Tko je zapravo Isus?

Nekom će možda ova novica biti neukusna i bogohulnička, ali uvjeren sam da će više biti onih koji će je pronaći smiješnom. Dakle, netko se dosjetio tri dokaza koja ukazuju na to da je Isus Krist bio crnac, zatim da je Židov, pa Talijan, pa da je iz Kalifornije, pa Irac i na kraju da je ustvari žena. Naravno riječ je o dovitljivom štivu koje vam donosimo na engleskom jeziku.


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.